Sunday, May 25, 2014

Blog Tour Review and Giveaway: Taint by SL Jennings




Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18366077-taint?ac=1



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I’ve been a stalker...  I mean fan of SL Jennings ever since I feel in love with The Dark Light Series so when she shared her blurb for Taint I was counting down the days until I got to meet Justice Drake! Let me just tell you Ms Jennings knows how to write a leading man!!!!!!!!  Words cannot express how amazing this book is!!!!!!  It has everything you look for in a good book…   a good storyline, amazing characters, and twists and turns you never saw coming!  Taint is nothing like I have read before.  It’s the same old storyline we are used to.  It’s refreshing and I loved every bit of it!  This is told in a male POV and is a complete story.

Justice Drake is the sex professor to the rich and famous.  When the wealthy housewives fell like they cannot please their husband are they are missing that spark they used to have, they go see him.  It’s not about erotic romance but how Justice teaches them how to please their husbands.  They are looking to save their marriages and get them back on track.  These are not women looking for an affair; they are desperate to save their marriages.  They are there to learn the art of seduction.  Justice has taught many of these sessions and for him, its just a job.  There is no connection to these women.  His goal is to get them back in their perfect worlds with their husbands… until Allison comes along


“She’s comfortable in her skin, and that makes me all the more intrigued by her, and confused by the reasons for being here.”

She approaches him during one of his evening swims and they form a friendship.  She is not like the other typical high societies wives.   She would rather sit around and watch Friends re-runs and eat ice cream than to sit around sipping tea catching up on the lasted gossip.  After the daily group sessions, Allison starts breaking down the walls the Justice keeps up.   There is something about her that sparks something in him that is unexpected. 


“What is it about her? What makes every little quirk, every idiosyncrasy that would usually any the fuck out of, seem so goddamn adorable? I laugh like an idiot when she’s around.  I worry about hurting her feelings or being too gruff.  Hell, I’ve ben eating ice cream like a hormonal chick with PMS!”

Things start to cross lines and Justice knows he should stop.  He knows she belongs to someone else.  That he could never have her, she belongs with her husband.  Not with him… and it takes every ounce of self-control not to have him act on it.


“But I don’t want to taint her.  I don’t want her to be like me. A cheater.  A deviant. An outcast.  She deserves better, and I’m not better.  Not better than what she already has which is Evan.  She doesn’t want me.  She has him.”

At this point my heart is breaking for Justice.  How did I find myself rooting for him… for him to be happy, even if it’s just an affair.  I am thinking to myself… do I want Alison to cheat on her husband… hell ya  I do!  I never thought I would be rooting for this to happen!  But here I am wanting them to be lost in each other. For them to find that happiness they both are searching for.  Even though Alison has her husband he is not what he seems.   While the clients are at his facility, Justice keeps track of their husband and with Evan being so high profile, he is easy to keep track of thanks to Google alerts.   He is the type of husband that thinks he’s a playboy, even though he’s married.  Yah… I thought Alison could do better!  I wanted Justice to take her away and show her how she deserved to be loved.


“I want to consume you, Ally.  I want to devour every bit of you until there’s no you and there’s no me.  Until were nothing but sensations and exhaustion. Until you see music and hear colors.”

There are twists and turns that I never saw coming!  I was literally yelling WHAT to my kindle like a mad women!  Secrets and lies are exposed and here again I’m screaming to my kindle! I loved every second of it!  When the dust settles, will Alison go home to her husband and continue to mend their marriage?  Will Justice fight for the feelings he has for Alison and do something he has never done?  Will there be more for Alison and Justice??  You just need to read to find out!   It’s an AH-MA-ZING read and I devoured it! Another sensational novel from Mrs Jennings! 5 huge stars!!!!!! 




Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods. 

Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
FEAR OF FALLING
THE DARK LIGHT SERIES
Dark Light, The Dark Prince, Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
 Light Shadows- coming in 2014
TAINT

Meet the Liar:
Twitter: @MrsSLJ
www.sljennings.com