THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Romantic Comedy
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
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Amazon: http://amzn.com/B01BDSLWNG
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For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
In this book we get to watch Rosie really 'bloom' as she learns all the finer points of s#x from none other then Harry!
Harry is literally along for the ride and game for anything. Rosie insist that now that she's popped her cherry - she must try it all, in the name of research. Of course where Rosie is, awkward follows, and she certainly doesn't disappoint in this one lol.
The author keeps the story light, making it yet another great palate cleansing read.
I'm sure I've found another favorite author too!
Now that Rosie has lost her virginity and has caught the man she is in love with, what is next for our zany writer? I can’t even begin to tell you. Let’s just say the title says it all. She just can’t get enough sex and of course she wants to try new positions like the Titanic. Add ben wa balls, a trip to the adult store, a bachelorette party, and a few surprise appearances. Oh! And I can’t forget Sir-Licks-A-Lot… you know what, just make sure you don’t drink while you read or you might spew. That being said, nothing is ever easy when it comes to Rosie, and Henry feels like he might be losing his mind, but it turns out there is a reason for it. Kind of. LOL.
The first one was hilarious, and while Randy is full of laughs too, this one keeps it more real and a little more subdued – not by much. You will laugh and shake your head, and if you are anything like me, you just want a glimpse into Meghan Quinn’s head. Where does she come up with this stuff? It is a must read that is enjoyable, entertaining, and laugh out loud! One click today!! 4.5 Stars!
This is the hilarious follow up to The Virgin Romance Novelist.
Let me tell you this book did not disappoint or falter in the hilarity department. If you are looking for something light-hearted, endearing and that will make you laugh so hard your side hurts... then this is it.
We pick up where we left off. Rosie and Henry are an item... but its not always a HEA or hearts and flowers. Real life happens. And sometimes you think to yourself you can't make this up.
Rosie has become sex obsessed. experimenting for her craft (writing). But Henry and Rosie encounter real life couple problems as Rosie tries to write her romance novel and Henry tries to score a promotion. Add in that she is now the care taker of Sir-Licks-A-Lot, her bff is getting married and Henry's ex is vying for the same promo... well a lot can happen.
And then the unexpected twist.
The hilarity of all the in-betweens... well it's a can't miss. One click this now!
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Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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